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First delivery of *OFFICIAL* Wrinkly Rancher merch

First delivery of *OFFICIAL* Wrinkly Rancher merch!

Happier than a pig in poop!

If you haven't already shopped the merchandise store, you're missing out!

New products & colours of existing products updated weekly. Besides, the description provided for each item is absolutely hilarious -- so if you like to laugh (and shop), be sure to check it out:

www.thewrinklyranch.com

Shipping times are approx 3 weeks... So plan ahead and order early for your friends & family before the holiday season.

I thought I'd share this recent, sobering article.

I thought I'd share this recent, sobering article. Check it out:

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/first-person-death-of-parent-1.6586179

If you have older family members or friends for whose care you will be responsible, put aside your feelings and be sure to have the tough conversations early on. With respect to their advance care directives and wishes, find out their preferences and make sure absolutely everyone is clear and on the same page well ahead of time. It will ensure the most comfortable transition -- for everyone.

I provide similar examples and discuss this very type of scenario in my book - I do this to provide education; please consider reading it -- for your benefit & for the comfort & dignity of your loved one.

www.thewrinklyranch.com

October 1st is National Seniors' day in Canada and

October 1st is National Seniors' day in Canada and is recognized by the UN as the Day of Older Persons.

In my book, I repeat the message that older adults are just that: old not dead. Despite perhaps being slower or physically compromised, their lucidity, humour and wisdom never fail to surprise and impress.

We would all do well to take a few extra moments to listen and learn from our elders. Please prioritize spending deliberate, unrushed time with them this weekend -- you'll be glad you did.

Quick video promo of my newly launched "Wrinkly Ra

Quick video promo of my newly launched "Wrinkly Ranch" website as designed & built by @slyfoxwebdesign. I am grateful for their patience and expertise and really happy with the finished product.

Now, you can order your copies of my book in whatever format, learn about and contact me, read my Wrinkly Rancher blog posts and order your *OFFICIAL* Wrinkly Rancher merchandise!

September 21st is World Alzheimer's Day. The cond

September 21st is World Alzheimer's Day.

The condition is fatal, has no known means of prevention, cure or treatment to slow progression.

The cost and burden of this illness on families and all caregivers is incalculable.

While I tried to broach the subject in my book, nothing can really do it justice; it's too difficult to comprehend unless you've been in a caregiver role.

www.thewrinklyranch.com Bookmark the new site tod

www.thewrinklyranch.com

Bookmark the new site today - it's the go-to platform for everything to do with The Wrinkly Ranch by @tristan.squire.smith

Tons of new content and features!

Here's what's new:
- order the book in your favourite format
- order your *official* Wrinkly Rancher merch
- Wrinkly Rancher blog posts by the author
- read reviews about the book
- learn more about & connect with the author

Big thanks to both @friesenpress for their ongoing support and expertise (highly recommend for any aspiring author) as well as to @slyfoxwebdesign for creating another great website! Success is possible only with a great team behind you.

Enjoy & please send me your feedback.

Last time this person gave me feedback on my writi

Last time this person gave me feedback on my writing, I was in grade 4.

Should we get this book translated? What languages would you like to see? Comment below.

Hungry or early onset dementia? Forgetfulness may

Hungry or early onset dementia?

Forgetfulness may appear innocent but could be a sign of a larger problem.

Always consult your healthcare provider.

Anything worth doing is worth over-doing... especi

Anything worth doing is worth over-doing... especially if it gives me a convenient excuse to create another spreadsheet!

With the magic of Amazon's artificial intelligence and personalized search algorithms, you may or may not see an ad promoting The Wrinkly Ranch book for sale in the near future.

It makes the perfect gift for any friend or family with a loved one in long-term care and/or any healthcare professional. It's funny and poignant in equal measure.

Stay tuned for big news coming soon... New website, blogs by the author & merch store coming your way -- so you, too, can be an official Wrinkly Rancher.

Anything worth doing is worth over-doing. If I'm i

Anything worth doing is worth over-doing. If I'm in for a penny, I'm in for a pound.

Big thanks to @slyfoxwebdesign for taking me on a second time despite (and in full knowledge of) how pedantic I am as a client.

I wanted a website to be the one source of truth when it comes to my book, The Wrinkly Ranch. As such, many new functionalities have been incorporated into the website build. It will be your place to order the book (in whatever format, from multiple providers) as well as link directly to the official Wrinkly Rancher merch store. It'll feature a blog, author bio, pictures and a means of connecting with the author directly.

Please check back soon, bookmark the new website & pass along to anyone who might be interested or whom may stand to benefit from its content.

Reach out anytime with comments, feedback, suggestions and to book a consultation/event with the author.

www.thewrinklyranch.com
info@thewrinklyrancher.com

September's post card is about to drop! Every mon

September's post card is about to drop!

Every month, I mail out an advertising post card to every unit in two condo buildings. A tad old school, perhaps, but still rather effective.

I decided to capitalize on the opportunity to do some cross-promotion; this month's card features me reading my newly published book. Check out & follow @wrinklyrancher for more info.

I did this also to encourage website traffic to my newly updated and enhanced website: www.thewrinklyranch.com

It will feature a whole new professional look, a blog, links to order the book (in whichever format you choose) as well as my NEW MERCHANDISE STORE!

Bookmark the site and check back soon... Tons of hilarious gift ideas that compliment & take inspiration from the book!

Officially available in-store! It's quite somethi

Officially available in-store!

It's quite something to wander down to my childhood mall and find my own book, published and on the shelves!

Note that their computer systems are in need of major software upgrade and only show availability of the hard cover -- not paperback (hence the confusion of it saying "not available"). It's also available in store at both Indigo locations in London, Ontario.

Pleased to say that all those copies have been signed with well wishes from me -- grab those while you can. They're under the "Health" and "Local Authors" sections, respectively.

I will be hosting in-store signing events in the near future -- stay tuned!

If you can't get a copy in store, it's fastest to order on Amazon.ca. Please consider leaving a 5-star review if you have done.

A BIG thanks for everyone's support to date... Exciting news coming this time next week. Stay tuned for what's in store (that pun is your hint, btw)!

Quick contact summary list to reach me, the author

Quick contact summary list to reach me, the author of:

The Wrinkly Ranch: Unbelievably funny, shocking and poignant anecdotes of life and work in Long-Term Care

I am starting to schedule book signings, attendance at healthcare conferences and speaking engagements (in person & virtual). If you are interested in connecting with me about a future event, I would be pleased to collaborate and share what I've learned throughout the writing/publishing process and my experiences on the front lines as an RN.

Just because your book is published, don't think t

Just because your book is published, don't think the work is done.

There are a myriad of follow-up tasks that require attention in order to present the most complete and polished product for your prospective clients. The most recent was completing my Amazon Author Central bio page. It features several pictures and information about me, the author.

I'm pleased to report that, while in stock, The Wrinkly Ranch is a "best seller" on Amazon.ca and consistently ranks among the most popular books in the categories of: Patient Home Care, Gerontology and Eldercare. It is qualifying for Prime free next-day delivery, also.

This book makes the perfect gift for anyone who works in healthcare and for anyone wanting to learn more about long-term care. It's entertaining, very real and informative -- as told through the lens of a veteran Registered Nurse.

It's official! After its first month on sale, The

It's official! After its first month on sale, The Wrinkly Ranch is a Bestseller on @amazonca ranking:

#1 in Patient Home Care
#2 in Aging and Eldercare
#2 in Eldercare

Because sales have been so strong, both the paperback and hardcover are now both available in Canada for Amazon Prime 1-day delivery... while supplies last! It's also available in various ebook file formats, also.

This book is funny and educational in equal measure. It doesn't skip the tough stuff, either. It's a perfect gift for anyone in healthcare or for anyone with a loved one in long-term care.

FAQ answered! Big thanks for the overwhelming sup

FAQ answered!

Big thanks for the overwhelming support and glowing feedback received to date.

This hilarious and informative novel makes a great gift for any healthcare worker or family with a loved one in long-term care.

Available in paperback, hard cover or ebook (in various formats). An easy read.

Got my hard cover copies in yesterday. These diffe

Got my hard cover copies in yesterday. These differ from the paperback in that the sleeve features my bio & picture on the inner front side.

What's interesting (at least to me) is that each format of the book has its own unique international book number (ISBN).

... there you go. You just learned something today.

I would love to hear readers' candid feedback. Email the author anytime at:

info@thewrinklyranch.com

Once the writing stops, the work doesn't end; the

Once the writing stops, the work doesn't end; the door never stops knocking. Here's the latest, working copy of my Branding Package that I am using to help promote my book.

HELP!

I am actively looking to approach stores, post secondary educational institutions, healthcare conferences and organizations (for speaking engagements). If you know of any such opportunities, please reach out!

DM or email anytime!

info@thewrinklyranch.com
www.thewrinklyranch.com

Well this isn't terribly encouraging; a 1/5 star r

Well this isn't terribly encouraging; a 1/5 star review on Amazon?! Steady on!

HELP!

If you've purchased and read my book, I would sincerely appreciate any positive review you might consider posting on your social media in support.

My personal (albeit arbitrary) goal is to sell a thousand copies and, as far as I am aware, I am at least 6.1% of the way there... but won't find out more precisely until November (month after end of previous quarter).

This irreverent, informative and entertaining narrative is a perfect gift for anyone who works in healthcare and for anyone with a loved one in long-term care.

Order your copies today through Amazon, FriesenPress or at www.thewrinklyranch.com.

... and the merch store is coming soon! Stayed tuned to get your official Wrinkly Rancher stuff!

FINALLY got my own copies delivered today... Which

FINALLY got my own copies delivered today... Which means it's sunk in at last (well, still an odd feeling to see my name on a book).

Started leafing through one and couldn't help but chuckle at my own jokes. Corny but that's just me... to a T.

Big thanks to @friesenpress for all their guidance along the way. There is absolutely no doubt that the finished product is far more polished and complete as a result of their expertise.

Order your copies from FriesenPress, Amazon or through the website: www.thewrinklyranch.com

... and stay tuned for the official launch of the Wrinkly Ranch merch store coming soon! (Because who doesn't want to become a fellow Wrinkly Rancher?!)

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